March 10, 2018

Poetry in urdu text

alone girl

Woh kudh Ayenga mera raasta mai, mai zindagi ko aisa mor dungi.

Nafrat nahi hai kisi se, Bas Ab koi achaa nahi lgta.

Kya likhon dil ki haqeeqat arzoo behoosh hai, Khat pe ansu beh rehe hain aur kalam kaamosh hai.

Tum gheroon ki batain karti ho, hum ne apne bhi azmaye hain.

Log kantoon se bach kar chalte hain hum ne phoolon se zakham khaye hain.

Barishoon ki bundoon se aa rahi hai mahek teri, shayaad tu kahi bhig raha hai ghulaboon ki tarha.

Nigha,hon mai koi bhi dosra chehra nahi aya, bharosa hi kuch aisa tha tumhare lot ane ka.

Akaar tu saabhi mai hoti hai, par jhuktaa bus wohi hai jise fikar hoti hai.

Hamari tu wafaa bhi tumhain gawara nahi, 
kisi be wafaa se nibhaoo gi tu bohut yaad ainge hum.

Muskurana sikhna parta hai, 
rulana tu log sikha dete hain.

Zooq ahsaas mai hoti hai takleef sara,saar, 
ache rehte hain woh log jo kisi ki paarwa nahi karte.

Kiyoon basa lete hoo in logoon ko dil mai, 
jo dil ki basti mai chand dino ke mehman hote hain.

Tags sad poetry status, sad poetry love, Shayari in Urdu

Funny poetries in urdu

A pretty girl making a funny face

Ishaq mai yeh anjam khub paya hai.
Hath paon tootey, moun se khoon aya hai.
Hospital phonche tu narson ne farmaya hai.
Baharo phool bar sao, ek ashiq pit kar aya hai.

Hum ne pari metric tak education.
Phir bhi nahi parh paye, noun ki difination.
Dil pe likh diya, no admition.
Phir bhi woh chali aye, without permission.

Guzre the us ghali se, wo zamana bhi yaad tha.
Mara jo phool utha ke tu ghamla bhi sath.

Chandni rat thi, wo mere sath thi.
Mai uske uper tha, wo mere niche thi.
Yaroon, ghalat mat samajhna, wo meri bike thi.

March 4, 2018

Doctor and pathan funny joke

funny joke

Doctor - apko koi purani bimari hai, jo undar hi undar apko khaa rahi hai.
Phatan - ahista bolain doctor.. bahar bivi bethi hai.

Phatan - doctor sahaab.. mere pas pese nahi hain elaj ke liye
agar tum hamara elaj muft main kardo tu hum bhi tumhara kam aye ga !

Doctor - thik hai... pehle ye batao tum kiya kam karte ho?
Phatan - hum goorqan hai qabar khoodta hai.

Phatan - doctor sahaab..mujhe bohut ajeeb bimari hai.
khane ke baad bhook nahi lagti, sone ke bad nind nahi ati.
kaam karo tu thak jata hoon... koi elaj batao?
Doctor - aisa karo sari raat dhoop main baithoo thik ho jao ge.

doctors - apke abu ki body mai white cell khatam ho gaye hen

pathan - jaldi se bahar gaya or 

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thori dair bad akar doctor se bola

doctor sahab ye white cell tu nahi mila tum  ye red cell lelo toshiba ke

doctor abe ghade ye china ka bhaloo nahi tera baap hai...