Doctor and pathan funny joke

Doctor - apko koi purani bimari hai, jo undar hi undar apko khaa rahi hai.

Phatan - ahista bolain doctor.. bahar bivi bethi hai.

Phatan - doctor sahaab.. mere pas pese nahi hain elaj ke liye

agar tum hamara elaj muft main kardo tu hum bhi tumhara kam aye ga !

Doctor - thik hai... pehle ye batao tum kiya kam karte ho?

Phatan - hum goorqan hai qabar khoodta hai.

Phatan - doctor sahaab..mujhe bohut ajeeb bimari hai.

khane ke baad bhook nahi lagti, sone ke bad nind nahi ati.

kaam karo tu thak jata hoon... koi elaj batao?

Doctor - aisa karo sari raat dhoop main baithoo thik ho jao ge.

doctors - apke abu ki body mai white cell khatam ho gaye hen

pathan - jaldi se bahar gaya or 

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thori dair bad akar doctor se bola

doctor sahab ye white cell tu nahi mila tum  ye red cell lelo toshiba ke

doctor abe ghade ye china ka bhaloo nahi tera baap hai...