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A woman (Orange County Ca.)
brought an awfully limp duck into a physician. As she arranged her pet on the table, the vet forces out his medical instrument and listened to the bird's chest.

After an instant or 2, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet...
"How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or something.
He may simply be during a coma or one thing."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room.
He came back a couple of minutes later with a black retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in feeling, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then searched at the vet with unhappy eyes and cask his head.

The vet patted the dog on the top and took it out of the area.
A few minutes later he came back with a cat.
The cat jumped on the table and additionally finely sniffed the bird from head to foot.
The cat Sabbatum back on its haunches, cask its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.
The vet checked out the girl and same, "I'm sorry, however as I same, this is often most positively, 100% certifiably, a failure."

The vet turned to his laptop terminal, hit a couple of keys, and created a bill, that he bimanual to the girl.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$550.00! " she cried, "$550.00 simply to inform American state my duck is dead!"The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry.
If you had simply taken my word for it, the bill would are $5.00, however, with the laboratory Report and also the icon, it's currently $550.00"