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Five surgeon jokes short story

Five surgeons from huge cities are discussing the United Nations agency makes the most effective patients operate on.

The first physician, from the big apple, says, 'I wish to see accountants on my table as a result of after you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, however, you must strive electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.'

The third physician, from the metropolis, says, 'No, I actually suppose librarians are the most effective, everything within them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth physician, from la chimes in: 'You grasp, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth physician, from Washington, DC shut all of them up once he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'