Maa Aur Beta
Beta : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Maa: Nahi to beta!
Beta: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?? 😋
2 Dost
Dost:- Abe sale tu yaha baitha hai…Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Muna- abe kese jata..? Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi. 😌
Husband wife
Shohar - Main ghair mulk ja raha hoon.
Bivi - India jao tu sari bhij wana
Dubai jao tu jewelry bhij wana
France jao tu perfume bhij wana
Shohar - agar dozakh jao tu kiya bhejo?
Bivi - Dozakh jao tu apni selfi bhejna
pata tu chale bivi ko satane wale kis hal mai hen. 😅
Bivi Shohar se
Sune...! doctor ne mujhe london, paris, and new york ki sair ka mashwara diya hai.
Ab hum pehle kaha jaye ge....?
Shohar - Dosre doctor ke pas 😋
Aurat pesh imam se
Ek aurat qari sahab ke pas gaye aur boli.
Imam sahab mene suna hai takabur bara gunah hai.
mai jab ayna dekhti hon, mujhe apni khubsurati pe takubur ata hai.
tu ab mai is gunah se kese bachoo...?
Imam sahab muskura kar bole - jis ko ap takabur samajh rahi hain.
wo apki ghalat fehmi hai, aur ghalat fehmi koi gunah nahi hai 😇
Class room
Raju class me haans raha tha,
Muna : Stand UP, kun ho tum?
Raju : Tum kun ho?
Muna : Mein monitor hon.
Muna: To phir mein CPU hon! 😎
Pehla dost dosre dost se
Dost : Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Dosra dost : Phir kya hua?
Dost : Mai ne Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.” 😄
Pathan jang pe
Pathan fouj me bharti hua, 2 din bad jung suru ho gai.
Pathan ki topi per goli lagi.
Pathan ne jaldi se hathiyar phenk kar kaha, aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hai. 😈
Pathan aur Teacher
Pathan: Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher: To Main Kya Karu? Toilet jaoo.
Pathan: ap Galat Samajhre hen Sir.
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai. 😊
2 line Funny status
Who churiyaan le kar mera picha kar rahi hai Dost.
Mene tu mazak mai kaha tha, dil cheer ke dekh tera hi naam hoga. 😇
Kehte hain, sachaa piyar ek din zaroor laut kar ata hai.
Meri wali bhi aaye thi, apni shadi ka card dene. 😜
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