1
Ek Pathan ka school main naya naya admission howa !
Teacher - batao allahma Iqbal kon hain ?
Pathan - hum ko kiya pata... hum tu aj hi school ayaa hai !
2
Teacher - agar 2 main se 2 minus kar dain tu kitne bachey ?
Pathan - miss hum ko sawal samajh nahi aya !
Teacher - farz karo... tumhare pas 2 rotiyaan hain aur tum ne un dono ko khaa liyaa, batao ab kiya bacha ?
Pathan - ( kuch dair sochne ke baad ) Salaan.
3
Teacher - Batao bijli kaha se ati hai ?
Pathan - hamara mamoo ke ghar se !
Teacher - Woh Kesey?
Pathan - jab bijli jata hai tu mere papa bolte hain...Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi !
4
Teacher - Batao Titanic kese doba tha ?
Pathan - dubook dubook ghoor ghoor... bhurooommm.
Teacher - laakh di laanat tere mou pe.
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