May 1, 2018

Joke of the day

funny jokes 2021

Dirty joke 😲

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A kid jumped into a mud puddle.

Want to hear a clean joke?

A kid jumped into the bath.

Foreign language. 😄

a mouse was going with its kids. A CAT jumped in front of them.

Mouse shouted: ”BHOW BHOW” Cat ran away, Mouse:” That’s the advantage of learning a foreign language.

Number of dogs 😜

This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! … Now Read Without The Word Dog.

The remember 😂

Hey, a friend remembers that without stupidity there can be no wisdom..&; without ugliness, there can be no beauty ..so the world needs YOU after all!

Santa as a father and John as a son. 😎

Santa: “Son, you were adopted.”

John: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Santa: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

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