ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year. 😂
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years. 😄
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, very close to your IQ. 😇
Q. What happens if you give a lawyer Viagra?
A. He gets taller 😎
A guy comes to work speaking in a really hoarse voice.
His buddy asks him what happened to his voice.
He relates that he was playing golf and sliced out of bounds into a pasture.
However, he thought he could find his ball and went to look for it.
He saw a woman looking for her ball, too.
As he passed a cow, he noticed that there was a golf ball stock in the back end of the cow.
He lifted up the cow’s tail and called out, “Hey lady, does this look like yours?”
That’s when she hit him in the throat with a 5 iron. 😊
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? 😂
I sent an email to Xbox support about an issue I was having.
I got a reply back and the email started like this; “Thank you for contacting Microsoft online support for Xbox.
I am Ranjit and I will be helping you today with this issue.”
I didn’t read any further than that, I now have a PS3. 😆
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