May 1, 2018

Johnny Johnny yes teacher | funny teacher jokes 2021

funny teacher jokes 2021

The Verb

Teacher:” What is the past participle of the verb ‘to ring’?”
Johnny:” What do u think it is, Sir?”
Teacher:” I don't think, I KNOW!”
Johnny:” I don't think, I know too!” 😂

Punishment

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree but also
admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Johnny: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.” 😅

Hijacked

Teacher - What happened to your homework Jhony?
Johnny - made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it. 😋

Caller tune

Teacher - I tried your number so many times, it said switched off....!
Johnny - Oh ya it's my caller tune 😇

Alphabet

Teacher - Give me a sentence started with 'I.'
Johnny - I is...
Teacher - No, you must always say 'I am.'
Johnny  - Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 😎

Form of MATHS

Teacher - tell me, what is the full form of MATHS?
Johnny - Mentally Affected Teacher harassing Students. 😌

English language

Teacher - What's the longest word in the English language?
Johnny- Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last letters. 😀

The example

Teacher - In algebra A=B & B=C, it means A=C...Right?
Now give a relevant example.....
Johnny - Sir, I love you & you love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter. 😄

Crocodile

Teacher - Jhony, How do you spell "crocodile"
Jhonny - "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"....!
Teacher - No, no, That's wrong 😅
Jhonny - Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me, how I spell it.

Finance business?

Teacher - What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Johnny - "Father in law" 😉

chocolate

Teacher - Jhony, If you have 12 chocolate and you give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE, and 4 to ROMA then what will you get?

Jhonny - Teacher, 3 new girlfriends. 😍

Teacher lecturer

Teacher - Can you define who is LECTURER?
Jhonny - A LECTURER is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping. 😂

Math homework?

Teacher - did you do your math homework?
Jhonny - No... I've already got my own problems. 😄

Homework

Teacher - Why did the boy eat his homework?
Johnny - Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake 😄

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