Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! 😀
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza is a really great guy! 😁
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go “moo!” 😂
Stopwatch!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch what you’re doing and open this door!
Stopwatch what you’re doing and open this door! 😄
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
The little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! 😅
Q: Knock-knock
-Who’s there?
-Gray Z -Gray Z who?
A: Gray Z mixed-up kid. 👲
Q: Knock, knock
-Who’s There?
-Who—-Who Who?
A: Is there an owl in there? 😎
Q: Knock, knock
-Who’s There?
-Sarah
-Sarah who?
A: Sarah to borrow a pencil. 👩
Q: Knock, knock
-Who’s There?
-Figs
-Figs who?
A: Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! 😆
Q: Knock-knock
-Who’s there?
-Alice
-Alice who?
A: Alice fair in love and war. 😁
Pencil
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Do you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless. 😉
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