10th anniversary? 😂
Wife: where’ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to an African jungle safari.
Wife: uh Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
The kidnapper 😅
Wife: Suppose you hit a jackpot of Rs. one crore(10 million) in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of Rs. 1 crore what will you do?
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day....!!!
Yoga walk 😄
Husband gets ready to go for yoga. Wife wakes up
Husband: Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?
Wife: What do you want to say!! I am fat?
Husband: No problem, don’t come if you don’t feel like it!
Wife: What do you mean?? Am I lazy??
Husband: Honey. Why are you getting angry??
Wife: That means I fight with you all the time?
Husband: When did I say that?
Wife: So it means I am lying??
Husband: Okay fine I am not going!!
Wife: I understand everything, actually you didn’t want to go!!
The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!
Officer: Madam I need to complete this form... What is your husband's age & what is your age.?
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18... Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... So, accordingly, I am 36.!
The Officer is still calculating.!!
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